Chris
hmm where to begin. I haven't known him for very long, but i'm already madly in love with him. We've decided to elope and have already named our children. I love his curly, Justin Timberlake like hair and I seriously enjoy his laughter and sense of humor. I'm a little jealous of Andy because he gets to sleep in the same house as Chris, but I will get over it.
Chelsey, my really good friend, is also going to be eloping with us - we will be the THUPER (super with a lisp) THREESOME and we will be in love until our dying days.
What we love most about Chris is his charming accent, his good manners, and how he calls himself Studly - which we do agree that he is a stud. Chris, is in fact, a stud muffin.
We are watching Pretty Woman and Chris is avoiding the naked women - as a polite gesture. I guess I really wish all boys in America were like Chris, or maybe just Australian boys. Who knows, maybe all Aussie (pronounced OZZIE) boys are this nice, I hope so.
Anyways, the reason i am posting this blog on his blog is simply to explain to all you Aussie people what you're gonna miss now that Chels and I have taken over Chris. So, go cry in a corner and i'll go back to hanging out with him....BITCHES.
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Yeah, this Chris guy sounds awesome. And he doesn not have an accent. Stupid American accents. Pfft. And yes, all Australian boys are like Chris.
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Actually, that is very wrong. But All Australian boys are definately all very awesome. In fact, the same goes for all Australian Girls. Aha! Australians are awesome!
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